He keeps it topical as he’s known to do, trading in the worrisome nuclear power plants of the 80’s for chemically induced “organic” foods and school lunch programs of today. In his seventies, Kaufman’s wit is as sharp as ever. Fans of the original Class of Nuke ‘Em High will find it 1980's reminiscent, whisking them away to a simpler time when a celebrity was in the white house and we were on the brink of war with Russia. Lloyd’s sense of humor is well apparent in this 80’s one-liner throwback. Troma is still producing plenty of no budget films every year but few have Lloyd Kaufman behind the camera. What kind of God would make such a movie? Troma founder, schlock master and B-Movie legend Lloyd Kaufman of course.
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“All aboard the skin boat to tuna town.” Join the Return to Return to Nuke ‘Em High as two lesbians and their duck, rape baby try to survive high school and defeat the corrupt politics of Tromaville and the world! Lauren’s lesbian lover isn’t going to let a little duck rape baby stop her from scissoring her one true love.
What kind of God would allow an interspecies abomination to bear fruit?įor those of you worried this is just another tragic life lost to single motherhood, don’t. We Return to Return to, to find out Lauren is about to have a bastard rape baby with a beak. This is no aquatic love story taking home an Oscar. What kind of God makes a lesbian who doesn’t like tacos? The last time we returned to Nuke ‘Em High, Lauren got raped by her pet duck. We Return to two brown bag specials in Chrissy (Asta Paredes) and Lauren (Catherine Corcoran), a couple of carpet munching lesbians who don’t like tacos. No different than any other day in high school. What kind of God would let this happen? Those kids unlucky enough to survive not having their brains explode either end up cretins or have their dicks fall off! The brown baggers who didn’t participate in the school lunch program are left to fight for survival. Tromaorganic food is supplying the deadliest lunch program since pink slime wasn’t introduced into your kid’s school. Tainted tacos have caused toxic transformations and immediate death to some of Tromaville’s school children and we aren’t talking about the tainted teenage twats of Tromaville’s high school sweethearts. Letting it supply the school’s lunch is even worse! As all hell broke loose in the Return to Nuke ‘Em High, we Return to Return to Nuke ‘Em High to pick up the pieces of where we left off. Putting an organic food factory on top of a nuclear wasteland wasn’t a good idea. The toxic nuclear power plant that once stood in Tromaville High’s backyard in the 1980’s has been replaced by Tromorganic food supplies. “What’s going on at Nuke ‘Em High, what’s going on?” The ongoing saga of the Tromaville High School comes to its thirty year culmination (until the next sequel) in a film three years in the making. And in 2017 those retards who didn’t graduate with the rest of their class, repeat the same year over. They returned in 2013 for their final senior year. In 1994 the Good, the Bad and the Subhumanoid’s completed their junior year. In 1991 the sophomores had a Subhumanoid Meltdown. 2 – 2018ġ986 brought in a freshman Class like no other. Return to Return to Nuke ‘Em High aka Vol. Review of “Return to Return to Nuke ‘Em High aka Vol.
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